The Watchmen themselves have become all but irrelevant; they've mostly disbanded, partially in
the face of public protests, and partially
because they've never really matched the successes of the previous generation of Watchmen. But
someone out there doesn't think they're so irrelevant; someone is knocking off masked heroes of
today and yesterday at a frightening pace as these retired crime-fighters find themselves in the
middle of a conspiracy to kill and discredit them as well as their predecessors.
Believe it or not, what really gives Watchmen the elbow room to succeed is its intimidating
two hour and forty-three minute running time. With a ton of back story, its layered, flawed,
very human characters, and an ongoing plot line that spans at least two generations, this thing has
"epic" written all over it and accomplishes in just under three hours what some series of action
flicks can't do in three or four films.
And it's appropriate, because such a hefty time investment not only shows a considerable amount
of respect for the source material on the part of the filmmakers, but it demonstrates
a commitment to quality filmmaking not often seen nowadays. The characters are allowed to flesh
out and explore their histories (which are considerable), the meaning of their interactions
with one another, and illustrate for the audience that while they are possessed of some
extraordinary abilities, they are simply everyday people who have chosen to occasionally take
up the struggle against crime in the streets. I found myself settling in for a relatively lengthy
moviegoing experience, but confident, from the first frame, that my patience would be rewarded
by an engaging story, sympathetic (if somewhat conflicted) characters, and some really good
action thrown in for good measure. For the most part, I wasn't disappointed.
Make no mistake, the creepy, extremely effective Jackie Earle Haley is the real
star of this one. His Rorschach, so named because his mask resembles the ink blot test we're
all so familiar with, is the real mover and shaker behind the cause, the one guy who refuses
to quit fighting just because no one else is on the clock anymore. His costume almost invokes
the Invisible Man even though he (like most of the others in the group) has no real super
powers beyond his extreme agility and hand-to-hand skills that wouldn't even set him apart
from Batman. Malin Akerman handles the role of the second Silk Spectre relatively
seamlessly, although any actress with a high enough kick could have done the same; Jeffrey
Dean Morgan is convincing as The Comedian, the self-centered bastard that he was, and Billy
Crudup did pretty well himself with Dr. Manhattan, the only member of the group with actual
powers and, as it turns out, probably the weakest link in this particular character chain for that
very reason.
It's far from perfect; most of my gripes have to do with the absolutely terrible
celebrity/political lookalikes we see on-screen, including a barely-passable Richard Nixon
and a Ted Koppel I didn't even recognize until later. Lee Iacocca
was even worse. For a film that so
effectively dares to take us into a rewritten version of history, it's strange that they could
completely fail at something so straightforward as on-screen impersonations.
The Bottom Line
Neither a superhero movie nor an over-the-top action romp, Watchmen risks leaving both
demographics disappointed. Those somewhere in the middle will fare much better. In the end,
it's the film's willingness to take such risks that will make it a success.
-- Heith Carnahan, heith @ movie-popcorn.com
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